In an inexplicable move, Twitter has released Twitter Data Dash, which can best be described as a barely playable dog-based platformer.

The message itself is clear, with messages like the following the end of each level.

The game itself is difficult to play through, with irritating levels and clunky controls. In it, you control a dogwalker jumping and swimming around the Twitterverse, a surprisingly bleak world modeled after twitter’s main color palette.

Overall, I wouldn’t wish this game on my worst enemies, but in the event you need to brush up on your troll-evasion skills, Twitter Data Dash has you covered.

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