The Stim Seat adds an ejaculatory finish to your Peleton ride
The new Stim Seat - basically a bike seat with a vibrator stuck in it - will let you really bring your workouts to a head. Designed to work with…
Behold! Pumpkin Spice poop spray!
If you've ever wondered what the end of late stage capitalism looks like, look no further than to this bottle of Pumpkin Spice pre-poop spray from Poo-Pourri. Designed to mask…
Customized, personalized medicine is a reality
There are 6 billion characters in human DNA. Everyone has some typos in theirs, little mutations. Sometimes they're harmless, and sometimes they cause debilitating conditions. (They have yet to produce…
Robots teach social skills to children with autism
Autism is a developmental delay disorder, which affects as many as 1 out of every 59 children in the United States. One of the symptoms is a difficulty to acquire…
The Oura ring measures your health from your finger
I'm not a ring guy but lately I've been wearing a massive granite-colored ring that looks like something Sauron would have slipped on to mess with the Hobbits. Why? Because…